Here I am in the Netherlands. You always knew it was a tolerant country, so you won't be surprised to see that I have started a casino for babies! Here you see me counting my chips after another successful evening. Sometimes my customers complain that I want the romper suit off their backs, but the chips are always stacked in favour of the house. I provide free rusks to keep them in the venue and spending big.
I also visited Mum and Dad's old home in Hooigracht. When they lived there it was a damp, decrepit hospital, overrun with ne'er-do-wells and maniacs. These days it has been updated and there is a swish bar where there used to be simply the sound of Japanese students whimpering as they were mugged by syringe wielding junkies. Mum and Dad's old apartment has become a business - look closely to see what you can acquire if you go there!
That's right - it is now a purveyor of 'first class nannies'! No wonder I am so well looked after - I got my parents from a nanny agency.
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