Daddy is an atheist. Mummy is an agnostic Catholic. But since staying at Neil and Jo's house, I have discovered my own religion. Today I was baptised into the Orthodox Church of Alethea.
The tenets of my religion are as follows:
I hold this truth to be self-evident, that in a few months I too shall be able to pull everything out of a cupboard and onto the floor. I believe in the life of the world to come: a world in which I shall pour my water out of the cup and onto the floor. I believe that Alethea's name is 'Cat! Cat! Cat!'
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